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[APH] EnglandxReader- Drunk like a brit

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"Drinks all around!" cried the drunk Englishman as he waved his glass half filled with rum. Loud cheers and chatters filled the entire bar and Canada could barely hear himself talking to America, who was getting worried at how drunk England is getting.

"Man, he's such a pain in the arse when he drinks" the blonde boy complained as he soothed the back of his head

Canada giggled at the American and replied "Well, forgive the old Brit… I'm sure he's just troubled by something and wants to drink it out"

America shrugged and took another sip of his own drinks when another loud thud brought about a round of laughter and cheers from the other drunk nations. 'Man, I feel like I'm in a room full of pirates' America thought to himself.

"F-Francis joo bloodeh frog feys! Huwhat on earth-!?" England ranted as he pointed his empty glass angrily at the Frenchman.

"Angleterre is certainly out of control, non?" France mocked him, irritating him more as he gave his signature wink

The drunken Brit boldly charged at the Frenchman and started to choke him and hit his face without any hesitation or whatsoever. The nations just laughed at them as the two fought like they did when conferences were held.

"M-Mattie?" you tamely asked as you pushed the glass door of the bar open, ringing the cute little bells that hung on the handles.

Unfortunately for you, the nations were too busy rooting for both France and England that they didn't even hear the bells ring. You sighed as you saw the chaos inside the bar. "These nations never get tired of trying to kill each other"

You made your way through the crowd, bumping into random people in the process. You honestly just wanted to find Canada and get out of the "world war II" scenario.

"Matthew!" you shouted but you realized that the noise was too loud for anyone to hear you.

"_____! You're here!" cried a feathery voice from behind you

"Mattie!" you squeaked as you pulled the timid nation into a hug

"I… I'm so sorry… I had to call you here…" he mumbled in apology

"That's no problem Mattie!" you assured him with a friendly pat on the back "here you go! I hope you'll like it"

Canada's eyes brightened as he saw you handing over his requested book. He really wanted to have it for almost a month now and you couldn't resist on buying it for him for his birthday.

"Well what do we have here?"

You shivered at the tone of the man's voice. You knew where that perverted-French-accent-coated remark came from.  "Hello there Francis" you greeted him flatly, trying to avoid any more "accidents"

"You're so cold to me mon amour~ ah! I know… it wouldn't 'urt if you'd do moi a little favor, non?" France asked teasingly as he placed his gloved hands over your shoulders. 'He's so creepy!' you screamed to yourself

"Oi! Angleterre~ look at what I've got~" France shouted to the Brit, bringing you closer to him

Pissed off and angry at the recently ended bar fight, England turned around to lecture at the Frenchman "LOOK HERE FROG… I HAVE NO INTENTION TO-"

France smirked in victory. England was halted into a full stop when his eyes were set on your frail body that's trapped in France's arms. His cheeks burned bright red, redder than just being drunk and he quickly snapped at France "WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING WITH ______!?" he shouted angrily

"You think I'd let you win so easily Angleterre? That's is certainly not moi~" France answered, raising one eyebrow at the fuming Brit.

"YOU LET HER GO THIS INSTANT FRANCIS BONNEFOY! AND I MEAN IT" England yelled as he stomped his right foot angrily at the floor

"Yo, dude! Calm down! Don't start another fight again!" America interrupted in a desperate attempt to calm England down but it wasn't working.

"F-Francis… I don't think taunting Arthur is such a good idea" you nervously confessed to France as you tried to loosen his grip on you

"Nonsense my sweetest~ you will thank me for this later~" he whispered so closely to your ear that you swear you were feeling goose bumps all over.

England was about to tackle France to the ground when America and Canada grabbed the angry Brit's arms and tried to pull him away.

"Ohonhon~ don't be so angry my Angleterre. We're in the bar to have fun… and fun is what we're getting~" France chuckled as he played with your hair.

"Let's play a game shall we? Or perhaps… to make it more interesting like tres bien moi… let us have a bet~ non?"  the Frenchman continued

"Tsk! WHY THE BLOODY HELL WOULD I PLAY WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOU!?" England replied in an irritated tone, still struggling to get himself free from Canada and America

France smirked and twirled your locks of hair. "I bet you couldn't resist…"
This only made England angrier. His face was flushed dark red and he started throwing tons of insults towards the French but it seems to have lost its effect hours ago.

"Mon amour~ I 'ope you don't mind… but please play along with me for a little while" France whispered and you had no choice but to nod obediently

"THAT'S IT FROG! I HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR FLIRTY TRASH. LET'S GET ON WITH YOUR BLASTED GAME."

England did it again. It's like he fell for the same trap Italy had in World War II and he isn't even aware of it. France continued to laugh at the foolish brit for falling for his plans.

"All right then. Let's have a drinking game~ we'd start with the lightest drink to the strongest… after we reach the strongest… we'd go back to the lightest until we reach a certain number of drinks that will embarrass the other~ the more… the merrier as they say~" France explained in a slightly singing tone as he escorted you to the nearest stool where the other ladies were at

"This is going to be interesting… don't worry _____! Those two idiots won't die easily!" Hungary chuckled as she gave you a pat on the back.

The two nations proceeded to where the bartender was. Sitting on the stool with game faces on, England slammed his hand on the black table and shouted "YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOURSELF EMBARRASSED FROG! YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR THE UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN!!"

"…not if you knew what the bet is Angleterre~" France snickered in victory

"W-what are you talking about" England asked in a nervous tone

"If I win~" France started as he turned his head and winked at you "You'd become my little British village and you would confess your love to your special someone in front of everybody…"

"WHAT!?" England complained as he stood up from his seat

France quickly laughed and gestured him to sit down " 'old your 'orses Angleterre!" he chuckled "if you win.. I would serve as your little French village and I would not touch you anymore… well at least for a good one month, fair non?"

England twitched at the idea of confessing in such a huge crowd but he wasn't going to go down, especially when he's going against France. 'No bloody way.' But he isn't ready to spill out his secret to you. Yes to you. The Englishman has been madly in love with you for more than a year but never had the guts to tell you himself. You were so oblivious to his feelings because of his constant "Tsundere" act but you grew to find it cute.

"Well, Angleterre?" France asked, raising one eyebrow as if he hadn't intimidated the Englishman enough.

"I won't go down without a fight frog face! Bring it on!" England declared and soon enough the whole bar was filled with cheers.

You felt sorry for America as he facepalmed and threw himself in one of the couches where no one was sitting. Canada followed his elder brother and sat next to him, giving him a friendly pat on the back. "There, there brother… I'll help you carry him back to his house again. "

Time passed quickly and soon enough the two nations was on their third round of drinks. Some of the other nations already decided to leave and this relieved England. 'I hope I can still hold on…' the brit told himself as he watched the blurry glass trapped in his right hand.

" *hic* G-giving up yet angleterre~? Ohonhon~" France asked his fellow nation in a slurred manner

"Meybe dats u owld frawg" England replied with a cocky smirk on his face as he took another shot of drinks

Soon enough, France was starting to lose his balance and much to everyone's surprise the Frenchman fell hard on his back and passed out. It took a while for England to realize he won and with that, he triumphantly stood from his seat and raised his empty glass

"HA! I WIYN AGEYN FRAWG!" he declared as more cheers and laughter ringed through the whole bar. England chuckled to his heart's delight until he finally felt his stomach turn and ran to the nearest restroom.

"Zhat angleterre… declaring such stupid things~" France laughed as he winked at you

"Y-You're still awake!?" you exclaimed in surprise

France laughed some more as he pulled himself up from the floor and dusted his dark blue uniform. "I'm just giving 'im some hope… zhe angleterre 'as been 'olding zhat puke for almost an 'our now.."

It took a while for England to get himself together and get out of the restroom. Whatever he saw outside of it, surely took him by surprise.

"EY! HUWAT DA BLOODEH HELL." England exclaimed in surprise as he saw his long time enemy, drinking wine right in the middle of everyone who formed a huge circle. You were in the center as well.

"Ah~ forgive me for tricking you angleterre~" France apologized "but I think it's 'igh time you became 'onest to a certain someone… non?"

By this time, you were so confused at what's happening. Everyone was getting excited and you could see your good friend Canada giving you a thumbs up and mouthing "just stay cool, okay?"

You gave a weak nod as the Englishman nervously walked towards you, holding a bright red rose in his left hand which was given by France earlier. His face lit bright red as his green orbs tried to avoid eye contact with yours. "Tch. That wanker… I will get him for this…" he mumbled

"Is there something you want to say?" you asked as you moved your face closer to him to hear him better. By this time, England's face was all red and he was doing random hand gestures as he was trying to move his face away from yours. The other nations laughed and Spain hooted "England's face is as red as my tomatoes!"

"F-fine! I… want to… I want to get this over with!"

"I LOVE YOU ______, ______!" England nervously screamed at you, making his British accent heavily coat your lovely name.

Your face burned as his words began to sink into your mind. You had a long time crush on the brit but you thought that he was interested in other girls… or maybe he's not interested in getting a love life at all. England's eyes became watery as he saw your surprised face… for some reason he was feeling rejection but the alcohol that he drank took over him and made him spill out everything. Starting from when he first felt something different for you… up until now.

You laughed at how England looked so desperate to convince you not to look at him differently.

"-and that's how it was! Please don't look at me that way _____! I still want to be friends… I-"

You placed both of your hands on his burning red cheeks and pulled his face closer to yours. You cut his fast paced explanation and gave him a light kiss which surprised the Englishman. Everyone started to cheer but it's as if magic… you could barely hear anything… nor feel that anyone was with you besides that beautiful Arthur Kirkland.
Once you pulled away from the kiss you playfully told him "I love you too! you silly drunk brit!"

And with that, England fainted and the cheers of everyone grew louder. The chaotic party was already over. Everyone bid their goodbyes and went straight home.

"Man Iggy… you didn't have to faint in front of a girl!" America chuckled as he placed the Brit's arms on his shoulders

"Angleterre is so weak when it comes to amour~" France added as he gestured Canada to go ahead of them and start the car

"DARN YOU FROG. I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS SOMEDAY." England threatened him
I tried to rack my brain to make this.. I'm not sure if this will do~ but what the heck~

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:iconcrazed-hetalians: they have a contest with the theme of "drinking" or "drunk"... anything related to that~

This work won first place~ yahoo~! :iconyayenglandplz:

I used my old sketch for inspiration 8D
To what my memory tells me... I made the cover for this in
our university's library since I was so forever alone in there.

I really had a hard time making them sound slurred and drunk
but I tried to imitate what I did to England in Arthur in Wonderland- Pool of tears.

Someone said I was good at making him sound drunk... I dunno if I pulled that off right now.

Sorry if it's long! I had to put everything in.. in oneshot =))
I'm still working on the FrancexDoll!Reader... I apologize.

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Rosentanz's avatar
oh my... athur, arthur i had no clue what i should do with you~

great story <3